va - The Answering Machine Solution

The future? I ask you what's the point? They invent phones and then people phone you up and disturb your privacy. What the fuck is that all about? That's not what I wanted when they made me go into the future. Where's a revolution when you need one? That's the future for you ... nowhere near as good as the past. We used to have revolutions all the time. Well, at least twice a week. I guess now we have to resort to this.

Mind you, look on the bright side ... if you're a raging shit pump, track 28 was made just for you, but you know that already don't you?

Happy New Year!



rev.b 1 January 2019 at 00:28  

I couldn't agree more. Rod Serling tried to warn us about this future and here we are. Looking fwd to track 28. Here comes 2019, hoe boy..

Kzka 1 January 2019 at 03:48  

I must have a screw loose because I live for this kind of stuff. Thank-you and have a great 2019!

Vaykorus 1 January 2019 at 08:23  


Anonymous,  1 January 2019 at 13:19  

Thank you for all...

Tangletwigs 1 January 2019 at 15:11  

Greatest blog post ever! Black Mirror as an answer phone

Anonymous,  5 January 2019 at 16:36  


Le Saint,  9 January 2019 at 06:46  

Have a nice 2019 Mr. Stump, keep up the good work.