Hair Stylistics - CDR 1

All-encompassing, unfathomable genius that makes me smile more than is worthy of a simple human organism.

Self-released CDr from 2009.

c3p1

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Tea Gum Suck Dry - Paul And Candi Remix Tea Man With Tea Gum

The Paul in question is Paul Harrison (former member of Smell & Quim but much better known as Expose Your Eyes) and Candi Nook (aka The Shite Girls) remixing the work of Philipp Volokitin who ran Monopolka.

So, I was thinking can I link The Shite Girls up? The answer is yes but then I realised that this is also there digitally. It's there for the princely sum of fifty imperial pence or more. So, I'll break our rule of not posting available stuff by imploring you to go OVER HERE. There is so much great Northern noise on here it's not true (apart from the fact it's actually true ... Northern idioms probably don't travel that well). He's also on eBay as handybendyvendor where he sells his own music and art and some random shite. He'll happily print up the unavailable stuff as well if you want physical copies and he has the masters.

C40 released on Monopolka, Schmucks And Snicks and later as a CDr Fiend Recordings in two thousand and something. None of them could be bothered putting a year on it.

tea trollied

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1%er ‎– Tomorrow Will Be Worse

So much persecution left to achieve but so little time remaining ...

C28 released on Green Records And Tapes. In 2012, there were 20 copies. Luckily reissused in an edition of 15 three years later.

tomorrow belongs to you

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Hair Stylistics - Live!

We truly adore Nakahara Masaya. His creativity is unbounded and unique ... he is also redefining the word "prolific". I'm pretty sure that no one (not even him) will ever successfully catalogue his genius. His current output is largely via his whirlpool of a site. Oh My Fucking Christ On A Bike ... so so so so good! There is so little of his work out there that it's about time that I resurrected my posts from ten years ago ... with some others that I didn't get around to.

Triple disc released on his own Boid in 2009.

Live!

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The Bongoloids - The Anaesthetic Revelation Of Ray Bong

Why are you asking me? I don't know why? I think refreshments might have been taken ...

Continue to decipher the hidden messages on ShanGORIL la Records

CD released on Bongo World Music in 2007.

pass the bucket on the left hand side

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Tea Man With Tea Gum & Cementimental - Pockemon In My Database

Quality collaboration full of circuit bending noise and immolating Tribbles.

C72 released on Monopolka in 2004.

poke my base

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Lidless Eye - Casket Paddles

You know where the Id Monster crashes up against the force fields in Forbidden Planet? Yep! Then Robbie does a bit of body popping before shit gets weird again ... quality.

A CDr from 2015 released on Green Records And Tapes in an edition of eleven.

flagellate yr receptacles

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The Cramps - Bikini Girls With Machine Guns

This time last week, Kristy Marlana Wallace had her 69th birthday. Sorry Ivy, I missed it but better late than never. An icon that we should all righteously kneel before until the end of days!



women make the best punks

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1%er - Chrome Expedition

The wonderful combination of Andrew Coltrane, Knox Mitchell, frying electronics, synth overload and tape manipulation. Happy Sunday!

CDr released in 2015 on Knox's Green Records And Tapes in an edition of eighteen.

alien soundtracks

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Armenia / K2 / PCRV / Crank Sturgeon - Mutaciones

I'm assuming that this wasn't a fever dream noise sleepover. However, all four in their pyjamas watching scary movies remains a pleasing image that I already regret sharing. Who is doing what and why is further obfuscated by the fact that it was released as a tape on Matt's Fluxus Montana label and as a CDr on Leo's Bizarre Audio Arts. Does it matter who was in charge of the popcorn and who got to choose the film? Of course it doesn't (but it really does when you think long enough about it).

This is the C48 on Fluxus Montana from 2014.

i spy with my brown eye

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John Olson - Rat Patrols

 

First released in 2001 by American Tapes as a CDR in an edition of 12 copies, then quickly reissued by Hanson in a larger run. In typically confusing style, the AM Tapes version was credited to Spykes but the Hanson version to John Olson. 

we could use those men in tan

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A Lizard In A Woman's Skin - Wet Dreams Become Murderous

You all know that we adore Richard Ramirez. Noise ledge but also a lovely human.

When I wake up in the morning, I'll be starting nine days off work. I can not think of a better way of driving the demons of wage slavery from my brain than this! I've searched The Holy Grail and I'm pretty sure it's not available there. I'm two thirds of the way through a box of Brewdog so it's possible I'm wrong but I really hope not.

A six CDr set released on his own Room 2A in 2016.

wet dreams are made of this

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va - Portland

 

Triple LP box from RRRecords, released in 2006. One side each by Smegma, Daniel Menche, Nkondi, Okha, Bdong and Pulse Emitter.

noiselandia

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Smell & Quim - Quimtessence

Imagine not being proud of coming from the North of England?

I know! Makes no sense whatsoever. In the obviously correct spirit of "what have the Romans ever done for us" I give you ...

A C44 initially released in 2019 on Juntaro's Vis A Vis Audio Arts in a frankly spiteful edition of ten. I mean, imagine being 11th in that queue. Luckily, the always wonderful Total Black rode to the rescue shortly after and put another 125 into the world. Thinking about it, you could argue that is even more spiteful.

t'essence a quim

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va - New England

 

A 5xLP set from RRRecords in 2004, this hefty box collected one side each by artists from Connecticut, Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Rhode Island. At the time this album was made, many of the artists were relatively unknown. Several of them still are. You get one LP side apiece from Prurient, Can't (Jessica Rylan), The Brutum Fulmen, Sickness, Human Is Filth, Skin Crime, Immaculate :Grotesque, Diagram:A, Karlheinz, and Mr. Brinkman (Meerk Puffy). All the covers were unique, hand-made by the artists. 

massholes

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Smell & Quim - The Yellow Album

Glorious perverts in full frontal back door action. Just ask Idwal.

C60 and 5" lathe released on Total Black in 2019.

like a twat out of hull

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Smell & Quim / Family Battle Snake - Split

So. This label rocks up and blurts out six split tapes in their "You Are Playin' Like A Fuckin' Pub Band" series. I mourn the ephemeral nature and number of the tapes and then repair my brain by forgetting. Un/Fortunately, I've just remembered. On here you get England's favourite ferret wrestling chaos engineers and Bill Kouligas' comparatively sedate introspection. Anyone got the other five?

C30 released on The 7.17 From West Wittering Is Late Again from 2011.

more piss vicar?

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va - Colorado

 

This LP was RRReleased in 1988 with artists from (no points for correct guesses) Colorado. Features tracks by Architects Office, Joshua Stevens, Doll Parts (featuring some members of Architects Office), Chaffed Chunk (also from AO), Rick Corrigan (also also from AO), Human Head Transplant, City of Worms and Little Fyodor.

mile high club

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va - Michigan

 

A 6xLP boxset compiled by Aaron Dilloway and Greh Holger, released cooperatively by RRRecords, Chondritic Sound and Hanson Records in 2009. One side each by Wolf Eyes, Hive Mind, Redrot, Princess Dragon-Mom, Mammal, Raven Strain (who was so good, but so underrated!), Cotton Museum, Tovah D-Day and Charlie Draheim. 

jesus chrysler drives a dodge

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The Gerogerigegege - Blackout Archive V.1~ V.3

Sweet Baby Jesus ... I can't wait for the Covid Archive.

Three CDs released seperately on Juntaro's own Vis A Vis Audio Arts in 2019. Then they were brought together with a fourth "not for sale" CDr. No spoliers but ...

back in blackout

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