Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead....

Finally, the old bitch is dead! It's at times like this that I rather wish that I wasn't an atheist as I would find the thought of the fires warming her heels as she finds her way to her rightful resting place rather comforting!

“Some in Westminster have talked about her receiving a state funeral when she dies, which seems a bizarre sort of tribute to someone who believed the state should do as little as possible. It would be far more appropriate to allow competitive bids from private companies to run the funeral arrangements. 'And we now go over live to Westminster, where state leaders are lining up for Lady Thatcher's funeral sponsored by McDonald's. And there we see the coffin respectfully borne on the shoulders of six part-time burger-flippers dressed in the official Ronald McDonald costume, before the private cremation when the body will be flame-grilled with gherkins and a slice of cheese. It's what she would have wanted.” John O'Farrell

“For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person." Frankie Boyle

Seriously Frankie...it's not only Scotland...and we would quite happily buy our own shovels...